just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
