He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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