For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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