so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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