oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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