'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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