If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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