I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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