dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I have demons in me.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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