I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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