Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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