i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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