Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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