OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
They took my balls.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
