if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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