Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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