it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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