You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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