Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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