good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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