I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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