omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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