Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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