your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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