Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
