I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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