I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
