google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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