Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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