so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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