Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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