Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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