She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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