i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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