Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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