he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is Oprah even human
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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