i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
home. puking in laundry basket.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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