yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm bleeding and have questions
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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