is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
