I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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