Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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