that's an acceptable place to lick
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
