dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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