okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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