I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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