in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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