can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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