I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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