...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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