I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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